The OC S03 E02 – Pancakes with extra butter and a side of NOPE
Previously: Kirsten met another recovering alcoholic and Julie Cooper was evil. — The Shape of Things to Come GFM: We start in the Cohen kitchen, where it looks like rabid raccoons have just finished...
View ArticleThe OC S03 E03 – The Eyebrows Can Only Take So Much
Previously: Kirsten stayed at rehab and Taylor Townsend organizes another OC event. — The End of Innocence Katie: The Core Four are sitting in the diner, with Summer lamenting Ryan and Marissa’s...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars S05 E01 – Extra-deranged.
Previously: Ezra was shot and a cheer rose up from all the land! — EscApe From New York Marines: The happiest two seconds of the entire series happen when an EMT says Ezra’s pulse is getting weaker....
View ArticlePretty Little Liars S05 E02 – Welcome to Planet Alison
Previously: We’re not sure, but the Liars ran around New York, CeCe got out of town and Ezra didn’t die. — Whirly Girlie Jessica: A bus pulls into Rosewood. Aria, Hanna, Spencer, Emily and Alison get...
View Article#snarkathon – Spiceworld
Democracy Diva: I was nine years old in 1997, when Spiceworld marched into theaters with the ferocity and panache of Posh Spice at choreography boot camp. For those who were not a child, tween, or teen...
View ArticleSupernatural S04 E04 – Just like your dad
Previously: Dean did a little time travelling and found out that his mother was a hunter. He also found out that Sam’s up to something dodgy. — Metamorphosis Kirsti: We open with a close up of an iron...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars S05 E04 – YouTube funerals
Previously: Spencer stomped around with an email Mrs. D almost wrote, Aria confessed to Ezra that she killed Shana and Hanna decided it was time for a makeover. — Thrown from the Ride Marines: Rosewood...
View ArticleDawson’s Creek S03 E18 – Stop blowing holes in my ship.
Previously: Gail’s restaurant makes no sense, BUT OUR SHIP IS FINALLY SAILING! — Neverland Democracy Diva: Because the gods of Squee have been good to us, we begin exactly where we left off – in the...
View ArticleOrphan Black S03 E03 – Bratr
Previously: Sarah sent Kira away so that maybe people would stop trying to kidnap her. — Formalized, Complex, and Costly Marines: Sarah and Felix drop the Mustached Clone’s body in the tub. They are...
View ArticleThe OC S03 E12 – Brought to You by Nyquil
Previously: Everyone tried to get Marissa back into Harbor, whether she wanted to or not. — The Sister Act Wendy: Hi, y’all. The Snark Ladies have invited me for a return appearance! I’m touched and...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars S05 E06 – Everyone needs a hobby.
Previously: Ali went back to school and someone exploded Toby’s house. — Run Ali Run Marines: We pick this episode up right where we left off last time, with everyone looking at Toby’s house on fire....
View ArticleDawson’s Creek S03 E22 – Pacey in formalwear.
Previously: Pacey and Dawson competed in the world’s preppiest dick-measuring contest. — The Anti-Prom Democracy Diva: Joey and Dawson walk-and-talk about finals. They arrive at the Leery Manor porch,...
View ArticleSupernatural S04 E14 – A whole new world (of misogyny)
Previously: Sam and Dean hung out at their old high school and it caused a lot of flashbacks. — Sex and Violence Kirsti: We open with a woman beating the shit out of some steaks with a meat tenderiser...
View ArticleGrey Chapter 11 – Symbolic Bullshit
Previously: Grey and Ana had their contract dinner date, complete with sexy olives and asparagus. — Alex: Before we get started on this chapter, I’d like to thank Mari for picking up chapter 9 (the sex...
View ArticleGame of Thrones S05 E07 – Remembering cousin sex and forgetting regicide
Previously: Our souls died. —The Gift Democracy Diva: I don’t have the emotional wherewithal to recap the previouslies, so let’s just dive right in. It’s snowing +t The Wall, because DUH, and some of...
View ArticlePretty Little Liars S05 E08 – Just say no to hair dye.
Previously: Believe it or not, Alison keeps getting even more high maintenance as a friend. — Scream for Me Marines: Class at Rosewood! But it’s choir class, so half points. The Liars are in the front...
View ArticleTwilight Chapter 17 – It’s a penis metaphor.
Previously: Carlisle Cullen is a animal-blood-drinking saint. — Marines: I got the sparkling chapter and now the baseball chapter? Cool. We start with Edward driving Bella back to her house but...
View ArticleSupergirl S01 E02 – Inspirational scores for days.
Previously: Super bad dialogue, super painful exposition, and super unhappy Snark Ladies. — Stronger Together Marines: I haven’t even pressed play to start rewatching this episode and I’m already...
View ArticleJessica Jones S01 E02 – Awkward ’cause of sex.
Previously: We fell in love with Jessica Jones and were horrified by David Tennant. — AKA Crush Syndrome Samantha: I love this shooooooooooow. Okay. We open with the Marvel logo and the pretty and...
View ArticleThe OC S03 E23 – Why are teenagers so dramatic? Because they aaargh!
Previously: Summer saw Seth and Anna suspiciously hugging. — The Party Favor Dim: Hi everyone, time for the potted history of The OC and me- I LOVE this show! At age 17, this was my life. I laughed, I...
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